Outline of the main events that happened in the book of Genesis?

can someone please highlight the main events that happened in the book of Genesis in the Bible? please and thank you ... most detailed answer gets best answer! ;)

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The creation of the world and all life on it......???
Jack and Jill went up the hill just to have some fun, but sadly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
God's creation and the acount of Noah and the ark
Some fictional stuff happens, then some other fictional stuff happens, then even more fictional stuff happens.
1.God gave life.

2.God killed everyone.
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Like God, Genesis was created and written by man who, at the time, needed an explanation of his place on earth and how he got here.

Now, science allied to cosmology and evolutionary biology renders Genesis as absolute nonsense.

But hey, if you've been told by your church that it is true then it must be.
Everything that God created "was good, very good"—But soon after creation God had to deal with all kinds of glitches. God created man to till a garden that he planted in the region of Babylon-today's Iraq. Adam was created in God's own image... MALE! and in that image Adam was very much focused in finding a help meet or mate for himself among ALL THE ANIMALS that God created. Both of them were looking hard for a suitable animal while Adam was naming ALL the animals. Adam must have tried a sheep and who knows what else. Finally God admits a glitch in his creation repeating twice that his original “very good” idea about creating man alone is "no good" after all.. (Gen 2:18-20)

Eve was created as an afterthought after it was found that no animal was suitable for Adam's pleasure. God created Eve under a tremendous amount of pressure a clear move away from his funky male only image. I am sure that God had created a way for reproduction of our human male species in his original plan, but we will never know. I wonder if any Creationist Scientist is taking the challenge to prove that man can make a sheep or any other animal pregnant with a human baby boy! Creationists read the Bible and look around for supporting evidence! This finding would be a simple proof that the Bible is truthful to science! By the time Eve was introduced to Adam, Adam knew a lot about animal sex so he was not acting like a nerd with her!... and so on... This is the honest Bible truth!

The Bible God is a very narcissistically oriented team of Gods who became very paranoiac “in the beginning” in the Garden of Eden about humans becoming “like one of us” (i.e. any one of the Trinity, 3 gods in 1 deity) if they ate from the “Tree of Life”. There was no ban placed on this tree. The ban was imposed on the “The Tree of Knowledge”! So after Eve sinned, a “flaming sword flashing back and forth” prevented the access to the Tree of Life until God had it transplanted elsewhere or until it withered and died! 1,000 years later the TRINITY God Team* (*all 3 of them!) REPENTS having created man and destroys humanity in the FLOOD, except for Noah! Humans begin to proliferate again in peace and harmony. No ghettos. No wars. No crime. No competing religions! Noah’s religion was very liberal. It allowed them to get drunk, to party naked and to curse at will their own family members (Gen 9). They all spoke the same language. HUMANITY WAS UNITED LIVING IN PEACE AND HARMONY LIKE NEVER AGAIN! God alleges that men were united in spirit to build a tower “to reach Heaven”. The Holy Trinity God team became paranoiac again fearing that mankind would actually reach Heaven! (Gen 11:1-9) Any of us would have loved to watch how many floors of “clay brick and tar” are needed to reach Heaven, but not so the Bible God! They would not risk finding out too late! Because of this daring the Trinity God team is set to punish humanity by confusing the language in a way that NOBODY understands anybody else! NOBODY BEATS THE BIBLE GOD as the greatest “Author of Confusion” ever! That is how the Bible writers explain why we have so many different languages and so much diversity in the world today… we have Ghettos, racism, nationalism, wars, crime, religions by the bushels, and so on! According to the Bible we are no longer united! So God the Son Jesus Christ was sent to shed his blood so everybody returns to God! Christians love to tell the GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD that Jesus, aka the “LAMB OF GOD” is said to have been brutally tenderized with the finest torture instruments available to the Roman soldiers. He was thoroughly marinated in Roman spit and nailed to a Holy Cross to appease God the Father’s unique sadistic thirst for justice! Now sinners need to make Jesus look good and believe in his vicarious death for you so you can go to Heaven otherwise you will go to Hell! The choice is yours! You have free will. It all depends on your IQ and degree of gullibility…!!! If you are mentally impaired you are out of luck, you are at the mercy of the smiley clergy!

There is plenty more, but the room here is limited...
I. The Creation- Genesis 1:1-2

II. Days of Creation- Genesis 1:3-2:25

III. Man's Fall into sin- Genesis 3:1-7

IV. God's way of salvation- Genesis 3:8-24

V. Man's history of the flood- Genesis 4:1- 7:24

VI. God's dealing with the nations. Genesis 8:1-11:9

VII. Early history of God's chosen nation, from the call of Abram to the death of Joseph.- Genesis 11:10- 50:26
1 - The creation story

2 - The fall of man; Kain and Abel

3 - History of early mankind; the appearance of the Nephilim

4 - the Flood; Noah and his family survive

5 - the Tower of Babel; mankind spreads over the world

6 - Abraham's travels (plus the story of Sodom and Gomorrah); Ishmael

7 - Isaac; accidentally blesses his younger son as his firstborn

8 - Jacob (and Esau; Jacob and Laban; Jacob and his sons)

9 - Joseph; the ancestors of the tribes of Israel move to Egypt
God makes world.

God makes light, and THEN sun and moon...

God makes earth and throws stuff all over it, including Adam...

God gets the angels to bow to Adam, but Lucifer refuses on the grounds that his initial orders were only to bow to God himself.... hence Lucifer gets thrown into hell.

Adam gets lonely, so God mutilates him and makes a sex-toy for him.

God tells his eternal (no death in those days) toy humans that they must never eat the fruit of a tree he left in the middle of the garden, despite it being created well within reach...

Snakey gets possessed by peeved off Lucifer and tells Adam's sex-toy to eat one of those figs that God conveniently left there, and since she is a bit dim she clearly figures that snakey knows best.

Adam takes a bite of the fruit that his sex-toy fetched for him... because clearly if she has already done it then he can't be blamed for it.

God gets peeved and throws the two of them out of Eden, curses them with all sorts of nasties, rips off snakey's legs, and generally has a twin-fit.

Adam and Eve have kids... who then grow up and find magical wives in the wilderness to have kids of their own with.

Cain sacrifices stuff to God but God doesn't like it because it doesn't have blood... unlike Abel's sacrifice which is gorey and cruel.... so Cain sacrifices Abel to God instead in accordance with God's wishes, and becomes the second exiled for following initial orders.

God smites and kills people sevenfold who do nasty things to Cain.... because he loves him really, and all that blood stuff was awesome really.

Breeding happens. People beget each other.

People go a whoring.

Stuff happens.

God gets pissed off and wants to kill everyone (and everything) because they don't live up to his standards, spend more time having sex than making bloody sacrifices to him, and generally done stone each other to death enough.

Noah wants God to reconsider.

God tells Noah to make a boat, stuff two of every animal in there, along with his own family.... and they get to survive while everything else dies.

Noah does it.

God pisses all over the world and drowns everyone who isn't on the boat...... except fishes. Fishes now rule the world... as do ducks.

Noah gets bored with a few birds and sends them away from a boat... and eventually they find somewhere else to go and escape.... so Noah finds land.

Noah and his animals leave the boat on the top of a mountain and have a huge inbreeding orgy.

There is much naughty nookie. God promises that he won't drown the world again.... but will only stick to localised plagues, earthquakes, volcanoes, fire from the skies, hardening of hearts, humanly involved genocide, etc from now on.

More naughty things happen. People get smote. God demands blood.

People try building tower because they think they're so awesome and want to get to God-land.

God is all like "lawl! DENIED" and kicks the tower over... because he knows if you want to get to heaven you have to die first, and there is nothing God likes more than death.

People go back to breeding a whole lot.

God plays favourites, and likes Abraham and all that, so he gets to breed more... until he is ancient.

Things get repetitive and boring here, and mostly involve God killing people for looking at him funny, and people knowing each other.

Blah blah blah.
Here it is from a song that was written as a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire":

In the beginning, God,

six days, sky and sod,

Land and water, plants and animals,

let there be light;

Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden,

God's warning not heeded,

ate the apple, fall of man,

Garden's out of sight.

Cain and Abel, murder one,

Noah and his three sons,

Animals, family too,

In the ark, two by two.

Floods rose, high tides,

Finally went down and dried,

God's promise long ago

Sealed it with a rainbow.

(Chorus:

We're gonna read the Bible,

Read it every day and then we will obey it;

We're gonna read the Bible,

If we'll only read it, we won't be defeated.)

Abraham, Sarah,

Sodom and Gomorroh,

Lot's wife turned to salt,

Sodom got fried.

Sarah had a baby boy,

Abraham's pride and joy,

Sacrifice of Isaac,

"God will provide!"

Jacob made a pot of stew,

stole his brother's blessing, too,

Had to flee for his life,

and worked seven years for each wife,

Joseph was his favorite son,

had a colored coat on,

His brothers filled with jealousy,

sold him into slavery.

(Chorus)

The rest of this 4 minute song covers the rest of the Bible, so I just stopped here.
Genesis is not scriptural old testament; the law of Moses is!!!

Genesis includes stuff like creation, woman's pain at childbirth, the rainbow, multiple languages, tithling, etc

Outlining Genesis may take a while on here currently..
The Creation

The Fall

The Flood

Babel

Joseph (And how the Hebrews got to Egypt)